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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

posted on Sep 13 / 23:31 / 142,941 notes / via lindsaylohoean / Source

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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posted on Sep 13 / 23:31 / 89,468 notes / via heart / Source

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

posted on Sep 13 / 23:30 / 361,197 notes / via hotboyproblems / Source

legalmexican:

me when I want to fight someone

posted on Sep 13 / 23:30 / 177,595 notes / via heart / Source

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

posted on Sep 13 / 23:29 / 459,541 notes / via shouldnt / Source

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

posted on Sep 13 / 23:28 / 261,072 notes / via done / Source

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

posted on Sep 13 / 23:28 / 636,849 notes / via daddiestniall / Source

“It’s important for little girls to have characters to look up to, and also be entertained by the fantasy parts. There are a lot of not-so-good role models out there for younger kids, it’s good to have someone they can relate to on television.”

posted on Sep 13 / 23:27 / 143 notes / via dailyptonkin
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kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

posted on Sep 13 / 23:26 / 304,890 notes / via daddiestniall / Source

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

posted on Sep 13 / 23:26 / 663,141 notes / via surprisebitch / Source